Okay- so I was just sitting at my computer with my friend Aja and I had just finished reading this rant and it looked like such fun that I wanted to try one! WOOO HOOO! Okay...

So what to write about...

PIE, did you know that it's actually a term for sex? Take Edward Elric for instance and his comment at the end of chapter 84. "Make me an apple pie and keep it warm." This statement can actually be broken down into piece.

Apple Pie = Pussy an/or vagina
Warm = Obviously the area must be kept warm in order for enjoyment...

Okay that is over...

This is what we think...

ok hello nicki's friend aja here (pronounced like asia) ok so anyways.... ahh sex yes it is a wonderful thing... I LOVE IT!!
for you who dont know what sex is, its when a boy and a girl share a morning afternoon and/or night of loving intimacy, in which the guy sticks his penis in the womens vagina and goes in and out slowly or fast... which everway you like it.... unless you gay... btw ilove gays! ok so anyways... yeaaa sex is a wonderful thing im not saying go out and fuck... buttt when you get older just remember what it is... and a word of advice dont have sex with out a condom... cause one of my friends is only 16 and is pregnant... dont turn out like her.. hehe =] sooo yes apple pies and sex i agree with the whole ed and winry thing...

this is my interpretation of it..
ed:"make me an apple pie and keep it warm!"
my interpertation: "keep that pussy nice and warm for me cause when i get back my penis is going inside and im bringing you to happy town" =]]]]]]] lmaoooo haha i know im retard...

ahhh well nicki is sitting on her bed right now going through all her wonderful drawings... so i can pretty much rant about anything... hehehehe thats never a good thing >=]
i dont know what to rant about thooo... ahh this is sad... im just gunna keep talking and ranting about nothing... hahha nothing that is a great thing to rant about...

NOTHING: what is nothing you cant have nothing... cause if you have nothing then... uhhh haha i just confused myself!! that happens alot.... uhhhh idk what to talk about... heyy btw if your reading this... im not really retarted im just a dumb blond but i get good grades in school if that makes any sense... OH WELL!!! hehe ... ahhhhhh i loveeeeee this rant heheheheh even tho its not about nothing anymore, oh well, haha im a lil hyper i had a BIGGGG starbucks coffee thing and that didnt really help so im gunna be upp allllll night long WHOOOO i guess that helps in a way cause i always pass out at like 12 30 when i sleep over nickis... haha ohhh well... ugh idk what to talk about... i want more coffee thooooooo hehehe... omgg i know what to rant about now..


ok for those who dont know Jeffree Star he is a gay crossdressing singer and i LOVEE him with a passion... the other day this grl got into a fight with me saying how hes stupid because hes gay and has pink hair well.... this is what i had to say to her...

listen dont go and diss Jeffree because of his sexuality and because he wants to dress like a grl let him hes just expressing his induviuality...(ahh i cant spell Oh WELL) hes gay and he loves fashion, who really cares as long as he comfortable about what hes wearing or what he sings about let him be who he wants to be... i think its wrong that ppl diss him just because hes gay and wears womens clothing... if you saw a picture of him you wouldnt even know that he was a guy because that just how beautiful he is... i meet jeffree star and he is the NICEST and i mean NICEST celeb you can ever meet... ahhh okk well i swear if anyone disses him i will find you and fight back... so yea think twice about dissing this man.. alright hahaha okkkk im done with my jeffree star rant... LOOK UP HIS MUSIC!!! <333333333

ughh idk if nicki wants me to keep ranting or not cause i swear i can rant all night longs im a big talker if you cant tell.... hehehehhehehe wow im super super hyper... okkk yea... so ummm ... hmmm idk anymore soo imma goo BYEEE!!!! <33333333 Hers nicki my biffer <3

Okay now you can probably tell that it's me because of the better grammar. Haha, I'm just kidding. Tryin' to be mean and all that jazz...I fail, epically. I say that a lot and I'm not really sure why I do it. Like "YOU FAIL! EPIC FAIL!" Why do I say it and where it god's name did it come from? I honestly have no idea. It's so weird, yeah? Whatever. I don't understand. Where do people actually come up with catchphrases and stuff like that. When school was open these girl would just walk around the halls going "Omigod, you're so popular!" And I think it was an insult but they would only say it to their friends and shit! I really hate girls who do stuff like that. I hate girls who fall under peer peer pressure and try to follow crowds that aren't smart. Why can't people just be themselves? What's wrong with a person's true self! People who cut cause they think it's cool, do they understand that pain that the people around them go through when they find out about things like that? Or suicide? Girls who get pregnant...It's so ridiculous...

Forget it.

I can't change things like that...

Okay...change it up!

All right. I'm gunna be like every other Ed and Winry fan and rant about them now. Seriously? How much did the anime go and viscously murder the canon? THE CANON! ROSE? NOAH? Are you friggin' kidding me? Rose?! ROSE!!! She didn't even make an appearance in the manga again until the late 70s! And yet she's near canon in the anime? Poor Winry! She's made out to be some weak little secondary charatcer who's kind of just there. I hate it. Winry has brains and has thoughts and can take care of herself...

I usually love the anime and manga together...

Not this time! I won't even go into Emo Ed...poor boy...

Ah well...Lion King time and I gotta color in some pictures! >,<

Later Dayz Lovely!

Nicki & Aja